While working on Jack’s valentines, I never thought...

• that me saying, “Jack, I saw something today that looks just like you.” would cause him to exclaim, “I have a DOPPELGANGER?!?”
• the employees at Paper Source would be impressed.

• I’d have to censor myself and say, “Nah, we better not. I think that one’s a little too gory.”
• he would ask what “buxom” means (when we learned that stethoscopes were invented so doctors could avoid having to put their ears to women’s chests).
• we’d use a font called “Dracula.” Thanks PicMonkey!

• I’d go to seven different stores looking for a red paint pen.
• he’d learn about Mt. Vesuvius burying the ancient city of Pompeii (from the heart-related facts we put on the back of each one).

• I’d wonder whether his teacher or other parents will be offended.
• I’d imagine that if he grows up to be a doctor, these will be really fun to look back on.
• I'd make 26 of these and then he’d end up being sick and miss the whole party.